“I’m way too old for this shit.” -Marlo
“Anatomically speaking, I’m rather concerned that this fluffy man will find himself stuck in someone’s chimney in a couple of weeks. Hey, Edie? Should I tell this guy that his days are numbered? Or should I wait until after he drops our toys off?! ” -Knox
“Psssst. Psssst, Bubby. I have an idea so shut it and listen up. How about I cut his ass real quick while you snatch the sack of toys and make a run for it? We’ll have to play along and do the whole thing and tell him what we want for Christmas but he’ll never see it coming. What’s that? Oh. Yeah, Mo presents an issue. Well. It’s a big, bad world out there, Knox, and only the strong survive. May the odds be in her favor today.” -Edie